Yeah you... this is directed to you OJ! Your face looks a little guilty there... hmm i wonder why... ??
this is a call and public order for you to stop deliberately shitting on the floor right outside the litterbox, which I keep clean so you have no excuse there, PLEASE just stop it! Go inside the littler box. The floor is not a place for you to shit on. And I am so sick of now actually catching you in the act, and i can tell by the look on your face that you are purposely doing it and that you know you aren't supposed to but will keep doing anyway because of some sort of litter box rivalry between you and Sephie or something all of a sudden. EWWWW multiplied by GROOOOOOOSSSSS is what it is for me to have to clean up your shitty new repetitive behavior that you've decided to take on. I will reward you for if you stop it, otherwise until you figure out that this shit is not cool and as long as you live under my roof you will have the decency and respect to not just shit on the floor all willy nilly like it's normal and you are entitled to do so. You know better OJ. Come on.... So please just go back to obsessively scratching at the sides of it after you have done your business for a half our in total OCD fashion, I would rather have to deal with the sound of that then this new behavior. I think its that you are trying to be a little butthead about sharing the box with Sephie all of a sudden out of nowhere. And I'm sure I'm right, that what this all boils down to is some catty little queen of the litter box battle between you two. Stop antagonizing Sephie OJ, and Sephie - stop making OJ feel like she has to be antagonizing towards you because she has learned that this is how she can get a reaction out of you. Go play together nicely or something. Perhaps if you see a bug or spider in the house or something, you can find common ground by working together to capture said gross bug and then feel a collective sense of accomplishment and teamwork and comradeship. Just give up on the rivaly bullshit guys, come on. It's been long enough, you have been sisters for almost 2 years now - the adjustment period excuse is no longer valid. If I were Sephie and I had to go and then when i got to he spot to go i am forced to step over your smelly poo, I would be irritated and want to come find you and chase you away and bat at your face and then chase you more. Which is exactly what you want, isn't it OJ? You are such a little attention seeker... that even negative attention from sephie is good attention to you.
SIGH.
This is going to take a lot of time ... performing successful behavior modification on a cat who we are pretty sure has OCD and is also Autistic. (seriously, i'm not kidding at all!) Good thing I am forever equipped with such skills and abilities and know how and insight and intuition to successfully resolve this crappy little behavior problem of yours ----- i just need to figure out what would be motivating enough for you to stop even thinking about wanting to shit on the floor ever again. Treats won't work, you'll just yarf those up on the blanket i'm not finished crocheting or something - haha... you can't eat any other food besides Fromme Foods otherwise you puke it all up... so the most common #1 reinforcer for quick results is already out of the running... hm.. all i know is that you need to stop it and stop it quick! there is no reason for it! at all! i guess if i have to get another litter bos and set it up somewhere that is what i will do.. but that isn't ideal b/c that means more work for me and the possibility of you just doing the same thing with a different one as you are doing now with just the one box.
And it's not like i can't just leave it there and not clean it up, that's disgusting and not even an option at all.... i can't make you clean it up yourself right after you do it because you are not equipped with thumbs ... lol...
I can't believe that it is 3:10 AM and I am writing a letter to one of my cats in this blog of mine that NO ONE reads and who knows if anyone ever will... I've only shared the address with 2 people so far. Michelle and Mikey and I still have 0 "followers" according to the bottom of the page here. That just sounds so pathetic! to have 0 people interested in what you have to say sometimes... lol. WOW - time for me to do something productive now I think or go the fuck to sleep. GEESH!
:o) Peace, Love, and Vegetables Party People that Don't Exist Yet in my Blogger crew.. But Maybe Will Someday and read this and yeah .....? lol!
Farewell for now,
Leah Bo Beah
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