Post Friday the 13th insomniac induced ramblification of the moment: A Novella
(Tentatively Titled)
I am so glad they don't play this 3x a row at every commercial break anymore, or ever actually.
Maybe education connection went under when they made the girl go from seeming like she has a hopeful future in the 2010 version to this version, in which it appears all it did was make her an edgier looking eventual rock star singing about going to college?..??? The biggest mistake on their part for sure, and the proverbial nail in the credibility coffin (so to speak) was when they ditched this chick and replaced her with Shannon Doherty talking about how she has played the good girl next door and the not so good girl next door, but she wanted more for herself than just being a regular well known actress. So she got her degree in whatever thanks to education connection. Oh, Shannon Doherty. Doing this commercial spot was Kind of a step down, don't you think? I don't believe you at all. Famous actresses who were on 90210 and Charmed and lots of life time movies and... Idk what else... Totally just have someone they call who can magically find a way to get them whatever they want when they want it without said famous person having to exert very much effort or planning or work on their part. The person they call to make the things magically happen, on the other hand, probably had serious high blood pressure issues and sighs heavily A LOT while shaking their heads in disbelief and also utter pathetic shame filled complacency. Unless that person is a Genie, of course. (*Maybe famous and powerful rich people really DO have their own Genies!! Wouldn't that be trippy. I mean, can it really be ruled out? No, it can not. That is a fact. [*I speak of this in general terms. I in no way think Brenda from 90210 is powerful. Prue from charmed had some pretty wicked powers, but the actress who played her..Not so much. Obviously. She did a series of commercials for education connection and now is nowhere to be seen publicly..] <-- attempt to disguise blatant abuse of parentheses and an unconventionally used method of footnoting by using [ ]'s and *'s. I admit it. I'm not ashamed. I embrace my Wordy McWorderson (my auto correct knows McWorderson.. Wow hahaha) ways, I ramble!! I ramblify my ramblifications good and long and hard!! Deal with it? Or don't. Sometimes I'm funny at least.... I think? Lol.)
Shannon Doherty, You are totally going to be doing colonial penn commercials in 20 years, aren't you?
But i digress. My main point is that i am really glad that they don't play this every 3 seconds anymore on every channel ever. On another semi related note, I am also thankful for DVR and it's fast forwarding capabilities but am slightly disturbed at how reliant I have become upon it. Watching live tv has become frustrating because I can't FFFF. Bahahah.
Everything's connected. Both *educationationally* (heh.) AND trivially.. And also subtly. There's always a connection. You dig?
Corn dogs.
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